
Coconut-villages-pola
The Bell Boys were greatly perturbed when their human smuggling
racket came to light with Em Pee Coconut-villages-pola getting caught
red-handed in Japan. The red politburo discussed the matter at length
and decided to pay 'compensation' to the 'brother on duty' and asked
Coconut-villages-pola to step down so that they could cover up and
protect the party's image.
Elephant symbol
Ra-Blue has turned to Wedding Sam to remain as the leader. The right
Royal buddies with happy and gay memories decided to focus on the
National Sabha so that the Greens would forget the leadership crisis.
Ra-Blue even volunteered to give up the elephant symbol but Lucky the
Lieutenant-Gem strongly opposed the new move.
Milk-Fall isolated
Lucky Milk-Fall was furious due to lack of support from the party
leadership. Though Ra-Blue entrusted him to organise a protest campaign
in Polonnaruwa during PC polls, there wasn't even a single party
supporter from the area as Ra-Blue strategically blocked everything to
discredit Milk-Fall, who ultimately hired men from Kandy.
Saa-jeet marked
Ra-Blue is making a serious study of people who could pose a threat
to his leadership. The intelligence of the Lane that is Fifth has
identified Saa-jeet - the love Slave, Tree-Man, Es Bee and Johnny Boy
who could pose a threat. Above all, Ra-blue is worried about the
international funding that Saa-jeet gets and the social welfare projects
he does in the South to boost his image.
Cricketing bout
Cricketers prefer the lucrative Indian Premier League but Captain
Cool insists that they should honour the national commitment and tour
England next summer. Match referee Big House asked the players to play
in India and England which is not practical. Moratu Dulla has now been
entrusted to resolve the matter.
Surprises galore
Five more greenish Em Pees are set to join the ruling types before
the next Budget. They are playing for time to see whether the leadership
battle would knock Ra-Blue off but since things looks gloomy in the
Elephant Party, they want to support MR even without portfolios for the
time being. More surprises in store in the coming weeks!
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