One Shot's acting

Now that his other opposition buddy is dead, One Shot is trying to gain political mileage out of the Anuradhapura suicide attack. Knowing that he should do something to impress his leader, One Shot is getting ready to embark on another sinister move. More details would be known soon.

Ignorant Anu-ra

Anu-ra, the Prince of the Bell Party showed his sporting ignorance when he tried to speak on a subject he doesn't know at the House of Diyawanna. The Prince, who wanted to prove that he is a jack of all trades, said there are serious problems within the team that is cricket and that the players are divided in two camps.

Ra-Blue's advice

Ra-Blue summoned his shadow cabinet and instructed them to get the maximum out of the Major General's death. "We have to strike when the iron is hot.

Forget the LTTE's involvement and try to portray that he was assassinated by his political opponents. That's how we must put pressure on the G-ment," he told a meeting at the Lane that is Fifth.

Big Lady angry

The Retired Big Lady was furious that her Edging Water deal has been declared null and void and that she too has to pay Rs. 3 million. "I am a poor widow and how could I pay thirty lakhs of rupees. I know who is behind this. I would rather go to jail," she had told a close chump.

More fireworks

Another internal power struggle is developing within the Bell Party. But Soome, the One-sa has asked the rival camp to settle the scores within their house and not to divulge internal problems to Flowery One-sa. But with Lull-Khanth's trade union strength deteriorating, more fireworks could be witnessed soon.

Reformists say No!

Last week, Ra-Blue sent a humble request to the 18 'reformists' to forget the past and return to the Elephant Party. But he has got a firm 'No' from the rebels who have asked them to face the future elections with his happy and gay right royal friend - Wedding Sam.