Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Tom Noddy: 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Tom Noddy: Every year

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Manager asked Tom Noddy at an interview, "Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Tom Noddy: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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After returning from a foreign trip, Tom Noddy asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

Wife: No! Why?

Tom Noddy: When I was in London, a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from USA asked Tom Noddy "Any great man born in this village?"

Tom Noddy: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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In the university, the lecturer asked to write a small essay on "Buddha Jayanthi"

So Tom Noddy writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great

Philosopher, but I don't know who Jayanthi is.

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Interviewer: Just imagine you are in the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?

Tom Noddy: it's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

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Tom Noddy was doing an experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it's one leg and the cockroach told "WALK. WALK." Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it 'walk'! But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Tom Noddy said in a louder tone, "Eureka, Eureka I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

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When Tom Noddy was travelling with his wife in a three wheeler, the driver adjusted mirror.

Tom Noddy shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. Then you can't see my wife from the mirror.