Bitter experience

Ra-Blue was terribly frightened after his bitter experience in India where his vehicle was obstructed by a mob at Tirukollikadu. He had visited a famous temple of Lord Saturn but even the Gods could not save the visibly shaken Ra-Blue. Was he paying for his sins?

Missing duo

The Elephant Party was short of speakers at the Bud-Jet debate last week. Joseph, the Mike was enjoying a herbal massage while Sun Kind-Leader had fallen asleep at his office. The debate on Employment and Labour Ministries was reduced by 100 minutes as the greens made a desperate attempt to find the duo.

Lion flags

Lion flags were fluttering high all over the country to celebrate the Security Forces' victory in Pooneryn. There was no exception in the Lane that is Fifth as the entire neighbourhood, except for Ra-Blue, put up flags to extend their solidarity to the Forces. Ra-Blue had criticised two of his neighbours over the patriotic act

Lady's advice

Wedding Sam has turned out to be a cry baby, holding regular news briefings but there is hardly any one to give him publicity, except for a misleading couple. Even his happy and gay friends have deserted him. But the Retired Big Lady has advised him to continue the campaign.

Bell in hell

The internal power crisis in the Bell Party has gone from bad to worse as Soome the One-sa is making a determined effort to hold the fort. Three camps have emerged with Lull-Kantha and Till-Win flexing muscles in their red brigades. More developments are on the cards.

Green spies

Four Green Em Peers who have expressed a desire to join the governing types during the third Bud-Jet voting have been asked to hold on. Since the G-ment has a sufficient majority to get the Bud-jet passed, the four have been asked to remain and do some spy work for the time being.