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Fonny reprimands Greens

Fonny has taken to task the Greens who were behind the unsuccessful bid to 'buy' Em Pee Muz-Mill spending Rs. 30 million. Fonny has warned them not to indulge in such acts without verifying the parties concerned as the Muz-Mill drama has affected his campaign badly.

Bell investigation

The Bell Boys are conducting their own investigations to ascertain the real contents of the Fonny-TNA pact. Soome-1-sa had told the politburo that if Fonny thinks he could take them for a good ride, he is sadly mistaken. "We will show him our true colours," the Bell Party leader told the meeting behind closed doors.

Angry Ra-Blue

Ra-Blue walked into the business forum last week but barely anybody took any notice of him. Then he walked out and returned with Fonny. There was a better welcome for Fonny. Re-Yen-See stood up and said that they prefer Fonny because all previous rulers had ruined the country. An angry Ra-Blue ordered him to sit down.

Kind-Leader warned

Fonny has warned Sun Kind-Leader not to disclose anything on the secret pact with the Tea-n-Ae signed at the latter's residence. Fonny has ordered Kind-leader to deny the pact and send demanding letters to those who expose it to cover up things.

No-way funding

Two Western missions in Colombo have violated exchange regulations and diplomatic protocol to pump money for Fonny's campaign. The Deep-low people from No-Where have been the biggest contributors but Ra-Blue is blocking a part of the money to be used for the Greens' campaign for the polls that is general.

Fonny's choice

Fonny is good to keep people guessing. Ra-Blue thinks that he will be the Pee Em if the ex-military man captures power. Soome-1-sa feels that the Bell Boys will have a major portion. Wedding-Sam, the mastermind of the gossips, feels that he is the right man to be the Pee Em. But Fonny feels otherwise and has already picked a top retired military officer for the post.