Hide & Seek

Fonny takes on Sam

"Where are the votes you promised me?" Fonny questioned Wedding Sam after the polls defeat. "Yes, we had nearly 5.5 million but your foul mouth took many of them away," Sam replied. Fonny's prompt response came in the form of a thundering slap after which Sam had to consult a leading ENT specialist.

Taking oaths!

The Retired Big Lady had summoned her old Sec - the Flower-Siri who wears a Cheep-Belt from Down Under. The Cheep-Belt-wearer rang the polls chief and the Prez' Sec to set a time for Fonny to take oaths. Lo and behold, their dream lasted only a few hours.

Real victor

Vaj-Abey ran to Ra-Blue after Fonny's humiliating defeat. "Sir, are you going to let that fellow lead the Opposition at the general election?" he queried. "No way Vaji, his mission is now over. It's I who remote-controlled the SF Operation. I am the real victor," a smiling Ra-Blue said.

Fonny isolated

When Fonny was in self exile at the Cinnamon that is Lakeside, he had phoned many of his secret supporters. But hardly anyone came to his rescue. Then came a limousine from Uncle Sam's mission. But Fonny did not want to take any risks after all his allies had isolated him.

Soome's advice

Soome-1-sa met his confidantes at their party headquarters. "Brothers, don't you see that our vote base has eroded further? We have no option but to contest under a common Opposition at the next general election so that we could secure more seats through UNP votes, just as we did for Chandrika in 2004," he said.

Ra-Blue's fate

Eighteen Green Em Pees, including three ex-Ministers, held powwows with Flowery-Wee for political somersaults after Fonny's defeat. Another four Green Em Pees had said they would not join the governing types until they remove Ra-Blue from the Op leader's post. Ra-Blue is playing hide and seek and has pleaded with his confidantes to save him.