 Inspired by Siripathy Jayamaha
Our man from the town of Akuressa,
Was addicted to the tasty fruit Uguressa,
Swallowed the fruit,
That got stuck in his throat,
And he ended up on the coroner’s marble messa!
Sirisena was a resident of a British Isle,
Who could gulp down any amount of coconut oil,
He couldn’t take his lipid profile,
As he went very beguile,
Being mesmerized by the attending nurse’s smile!
He hailed from the hill capital of Kandy,
They called Andipola Andy,
Because he was always dandy,
And his work was handy,
But he turned randy after consuming home brewed brandy!
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