 Mr. Unlimited selfish
One day Mr. Selfish was thinking about himself and began to contrast
his character with his wife. He thought “I am tired, working hard
everyday and always busy.
There’s no freedom. But my wife always stays at home enjoying a
comfortable life” So he wished he was the wife. So he decided to say
this to God. “Please God. have mercy on me. Change our characters for
one day. Then I will be the wife.”
God changed their characters. Within a day, Mr. Selfish was fed up
with women’s work at home and also understood that the wife’s life is
not a comfortable life. So again he pleaded with God. “Please God I
understood the reality so make me a man again.
I can’t be a woman”. But unfortunately God said I can do it after 10
months. But Mr. Selfish asked God that he be made a man for just one
day. Unfortunately, God said “Selfish, now you have become pregnant”.
Dineshi Kaushalya
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Miriam, check the map and find
North America
MIRIAM: Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America?
CLASS: Miriam.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Peter, why do you always get so dirty?
PETER: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am’
MILLIE: Alright... ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand |
