Stockbroker frog
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog said: “Help me,
ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch’s curse, has been
transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll return to my
former state!” One woman took her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed
it inside her purse. The other woman, aghast, screamed, “Didn’t you hear
him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a stockbroker!” The second woman
replied, “Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a
stockbroker!”
Frank business.....
Orders Boss: Did you get any orders today?
Salesman: Yes, I got two!
Boss: Congratulations! What were they?
Salesman: “Get out!” and “Stay out!”
Laugh it off!
A man joined an office. His boss told a few boring jokes but to his
surprise, all his colleagues laughed.
After coming from the cabin, he spoke to a colleague and asked him as
to why they were laughing at these useless jokes. He replied, “If you
don’t laugh, he will think that we have not understood the joke and
repeat the same joke again and again!” - funnyjokes4me
Elephant House wins Gold at the NCE Awards
Managing Director, DSI Samson Group of Companies (Principal Sponsor
of the NCE Awards) D.K. Rajapaksa presents the trophy to - Head of
Frozen Confectionery, Elephant House, Neil Samarasinghe and Head of
Beverages, Elephant House, Chandima Perera, Financial Controller, Sirio
Ltd, Christopher George is also present. |