Vacuum cleaner

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman came to a house in a rural area.

"This machine is the best ever" he told the woman who was at home by that time whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor.

The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dust completely, I'll clean it myself."

"Do you want extra brushers?" she says, "we're not connected for electricity yet!"

Computer sale

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50 percent.

Office Manager: That's great, I'll take two of them.

Death of a salesman

A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman's company and told the tragedy to the sales manager.

The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders."

How to get a day off from work

Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.

Man: And how would you do that?

Woman: "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in and ask female worker "What are you doing?"Woman: I'm a light bulb.

Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: Where are you going?

The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

- Workjoke.com