Ra-Blue implements Jay-R theory

Ra-Blue had a landslide victory at the Elephant Party polls to elect a new leader, as we predicted last week. Now, the Green leader is gearing to cement his place for the next five years using Monday's secret ballot as criteria. "It's similar to what his uncle Jay-R did in 1978 by using the 1977 polls victory to become the first executive Prez without facing a fresh election," the Reformists allege.

Kind-Siri finds fault with own system

Kind-Siri has turned out to be a cry baby after being thrashed by Kind Village-House at the Green election for the post of national organiser. Kind-Siri is the only Reformist member to find fault with the secret ballot, implemented for the first time on a proposal by Saa-Jeet's camp. "He would have thought this is another SMS contest," Village-House said after his victory.

Ka-roo, unpopular than Love-Slave, KindSiri

Ka-roo Victory-suriya learnt the best lesson in his political career when he was comprehensively beaten by Ra-Blue with a handsome majority. Ka-roo's own Reformists let him down badly as Saa-Jeet the Love-Slave polled almost double the votes polled by Ka-roo in respective voting. Even Kind-Siri managed to poll 36 votes while Ka-roo painted a poor picture with only 26 votes. Love-Slave used poor Ka-roo to ascertain popularity among the Reformists.

Close call for Love-Slave

Sun Kind-Leader missed the Greens' deputy leadership by a mere eight votes as he polled 42 against Love-Slave's 50. Love-Slave too was made to understand where he actually stands in the Elephant Party. Kind-Leader too would have well ousted Love-Slave if Chalk-See and a few others who voted for Ra-Blue for party leadership had voted for him too.