
Salary hike
Tom is a loyal employee at a reputed company. One day he asked his
boss for a salary rise because he was doing the work of three people.
Then the boss said he couldn’t increase Tom’s pay, but if Tom told him
the names of the three men he would fire them immediately.
Million dollar deal
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important
deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a
man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.
The businessman took out his wallet and gave $100 to the man.
Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church. The businessman then
closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided
attention...”
Busy businessman
A busy businessman text his wife asking her where she is and what she
was doing. Then the wife replied saying that she is so tired and was
just going to sleep and she also asked the businessman what he is doing
and where he was. The Businessman immediately replied saying “I am in
the club standing behind you” free-funny-jokes. |