Ra-Blue reads NGO goons' report

NGO agents Park-Yah-Show-Tea and Ni-Flower-ka received crisp bundles of dollars for a special mission. They drafted a report and got Ra-Blue to read it at the House of Diyawanna. Ra-Blue barely knew its contents but did so to appease his international buddies. Eventually, all three were treated lavishly by the foreign hand which has been agitating for a regime change.

Lull-Kanth on INGO agenda

A senior police officer told Lull-Kanth politely not to advance with Jay-Vee-Pee protesters at Maligawatte, saying that the policemen were only performing their duty. "We as politicians also have a duty to perform, we also have an agenda," Lull-Kanth said. The Bell Boys' agenda, backed by foreign INGO funding, was made known only to a few party seniors, not the ordinary Bell Boys.

Ka-Roo's double games exposed

Ka-Roo Victory-Suriya, who avoided going to Kotha that is Siri to obtain his Mahara organiser post did so ostensibly to show the Reformists' Group that the party leadership does not bother to him. However, while telling this to Saa-jeet the Love-Slave and his loyalists, Ka-Roo telephoned Ra-Blue and apologised for not being present, adding that he had to attend a family function that day.

Blessing in disguise for Doc Jay Jay

Doc Jay Jay sustained minor injuries at Friday's unruly protest of the Elephant Party. He tried to get the maximum mileage as it was a blessing in disguise for him. He telephoned all his media friends from his hospital bed and asked them to highlight the incident in every possible manner in TV news bulletins and political columns of weekend newspapers.