Uncle Sam thanks En-Jee-Oh trio

Uncle Sam’s agents had met Sri Lanka’s En-Jee-Oh goons – Nee-Flower-ka, Parking-Soothi and Soo-Knee-la after the Geneva vote and thanked them for their support. “Had it not been for your support we would have been unable to impress member countries,” they told the trio. Parking-Soothi’s ‘Alternate’ has opened a secret account in Monaco, instead of channelling foreign funding directly to his local office account.

Doc Jay Jay, a beneficiary

Apart from the En-Jee-Oh goons, some Opposition politicians too had benefited in the backdrop of the You-Es Resolution against Sri Lanka. One such beneficiary is Doc Jay Jay. Knowing only too well that a direct transfer of money may be dangerous, he opted for ‘some consultancy work’ for which a reputed INGO would pay lavishly, almost 100 times more than the market value.

Ra-Blue’s costly speech

Ra-Blue lost even the few Green patriots who supported his leadership after his controversial speech in Jaffana on the eve of the Geneva vote. In sharp contrast, Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave, irrespective of his political differences with the Governing types, supported the country in one voice. Ra-Blue later conceded that he had made a big blunder by making such a speech that had caused more damage to his shaky political future.

Lull Kanth reiterates the need of hour

Following Love-Slave’s footsteps, Lull Kanth again reiterated that they should indirectly support the Governing types on the Geneva resolution at the Bell Boys’ politburo meeting. “Look how Saa-Jeet scored when it mattered the most. It put his leader in the political dustbin. If we also act like the You-En-Pee leader and criticise everything, we too would end up in the political dustbin,” Lull Kanth said.