Electricity backfires, Soo-me unhappy

Soo-me, the One-sa was unhappy that their so-called trade union action to disrupt the electricity supply during the New Year season did not have the desired results. “We could barely do anything as there were no major breakdowns,” Lull-Kanth replied. “But you should have at least got our guys to cause some breakdown so that people would have blamed the Government,” Soo-me said.

Big Lady launches new En-Jee-Oh

Retired Big Lady has taken the cue from Clinton. She has now formed her own En-Jee-Oh to attract foreign funding. One wonders as to where the foreign funds are diverted to. She has asked Wedding Sam to support this venture. Despite being a love slave of Hora-Galle, Wedding Sam is yet to give his consent.

Passport emerges from Kangaroo mission

How did the missing passport of that double-headed man in Jay-Vee-Pee Rebel group Kumar, emerge from the Kangaroo mission here? When the police sought an emergency travel document after Kumar said that his passport was misplaced, the big lady of the Kangaroo mission here had gone to the airport to hand over the original passport and say goodbye to a man who had breached immigration laws in Sri Lanka and Australia.

Ra-Blue to play trump card

Ra-Blue is determined to play a new trump card to beat his political opponents, from the same party! He is biding his time until May Day to name the traitors of the You-En-Pee. The Em Pees, organisers, Provincial Councils and Pradeshiya Sabha members of the Elephant Party who fail to turn up in their numbers at the party’s official May Day celebrations in Jaffna will be shown the door!