Soo-me instructs Lull-Kanth

Soo-me, the One-sa called his trade union boys, led by Lull-Kanth. "Though the university lecturers' strike is over, we must keep the momentum going. Fortunately, doctors and teachers have just begun trade union action. See whether we could creep in and disrupt those services," Soo-me had told Lull-Kanth.

Hurr-Shah on his doctorate

Hurr-Shah last week claimed that he holds a genuine doctorate in economics from an American university, despite his failure to gain local university admission after sitting the A/Ls in bio-science at the Reid Avenue School. The Green Em Pee said he is the only member at the House of Diyawanna who holds a doctorate in economics, having secured a full American scholarship. Ahead of his leader from the same school, eh!

Love-Slave lies low

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave has decided to lie low until the Elephant Party completes the disciplinary action against three Em Pees and two council members who had violated the party decision and attended Fonny's controversial meeting at the Park that is Hyde. "I am biding my time till the time is right. It will be suicidal if I make any comment at this juncture," Love-Slave told his inner circle.

Ran-House accuses Ka-Roo

Five Green Reformists - three Em Pees and two council members who violated the party decision and attended Fonny's controversial meeting, are taking Ka-Roo the Victory-Suriya to task for misleading them. "He promised to make it and pulled out at the last minute and deserted us. He made us scapegoats to get into the leader's good books. It's a shame!," Ran-House of the Banda fame said.