MR opts to be with the masses

MR spent several days at Kirula that is Deyata, moving freely with the masses and chatting to them at the exhibition site. He enjoyed speaking to people, giving a patient hearing to their grievances and suggestions while many schoolchildren and elderly persons showed a keen interest in sharing a word or two with the First Citizen.

Big Lady conspires for regime change

Retired Big Lady is still day-dreaming of returning to active politics, but there are no takers, except for her love slave, Wedding Sam. The two invited Ra-Blue for a meeting at a House that has Lights in Galle, spending over Rs. 90,000 per room. The Big Lady had told Ra-Blue that they should be united and topple the Raja-loyal regime. "Unless we send this regime home, we could never regain power," Big Lady said.

Soo-me seeks an extension

Till-van presented a proposal to the Bell Boys politburo, saying that a new leader should be appointed before the elections that are provincial. But Soo-me, the One-sa, had other ideas and suggested a postponement until the dates for the next Prez polls are announced. "This could be a move to remain in power as a You-En-Pee leader. It is a disgrace to the party," Lull-Kanth said.

Bandu reverts to teaching

Bandu, the famous econ master turned Cabin-Net member who handles education had the rare chance of teaching students at the MR School in Homagama recently. He gave a two-hour econ lesson to A/L students and promised to hold regular lessons whenever time permits. The students were overjoyed to get a new econ teacher with a proven track record.