Joe Mike warns Green candidates

Ra-Blue has ordered his party seniors to keep Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, out of the Green's PC polls campaign fearing that he will come to the limelight and outshine the Green leader. When Puttalam District Green candidates wanted Love-Slave as the guest speaker on their election platforms, Joe Mike flatly refused. He warned that candidates who entertain Love-Slave at rallies would be debarred from entering the counting centres.

Ra-Blue as Maharaja

Ra-Blue has assured leaders of the neighbouring country that he would do his utmost to protect the Amendment that is 13 and look after its interests. Caring less about Sri Lanka's interests, Ra-Blue has played the role of a Maharaja and pledged support to the leaders of the neighbouring country.

Lavish funding for En-Jee-Oh goons

Some-Pun-Done is armed with loads of concocted stories to mislead Pill-lie that is Nah-Vee. Local En-Jee-Oh goons - Parking-Soothy, Ni-Flower-ka and Sand-Amuna have received advance payments from their foreign funding sources, promising that they would support the lady with her presumptions.

Soo-me gets ready to face defeat

Soo-me, the One-sa, has advised his party seniors to lie low after the PC polls campaign. An internal survey carried out by the Bell Boys has disclosed that they may not secure even a single seat in Kurunegala, Puttalam and Kandy Districts. Hence, Soo-me has asked his seniors to refrain from holding public postmortems after their anticipated election defeat.