Retired Big Lady's outburst

An I-En-Gee-Oh has pumped a staggering amount of funds to the Retired Big Lady's local body with clear instructions to support the Geneva show. Accordingly, the Retired Big Lady wrote a lengthy letter with baseless allegations sans any documentary evidence to portray a dismal picture of the country, alleging that there is no freedom now and that even her human rights are being violated. A well-timed move to pamper Uncle Sam's resolution in Geneva.

Love-Slave boycotts Ra-Blue's rally

Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave felt that he should humiliate Ra-Blue when the Green leaders come to Hambantota for their party's final election rally. Love-Slave and his reformists kept away from the meeting which was presided over by Ra-Blue and Karoo. Earlier during the campaign, Love-Slave turned down Ra-Blue's previous offer to accommodate Ka-Roo and Atta-leader in the speakers' list for the Greens' campaign in the area.

Green candidates to support Govt

At least six Green polls candidates have already expressed their willingness to join the governing types after the election. The six include three prominent members in the Colombo and Gampaha districts. They are in close touch with the district leadership of the governing types and have been instructed to delay their crossovers until the first sitting of the new PCs.

Anura Prince cautions Lull Kanth

The bell Boys' internal power struggle has deepened after Lull Kanth deviated from the party's traditional style of campaigning. Lull Kanth continues to send SMSs, appealing to people to vote for his preferential number, thereby ignoring the party's policy of campaigning without preferential numbers. Even Anura Prince had to warn Lull Kanth to refrain from indulging in a personal campaign and stick only to the party symbol.