|
[Sunday GOZ]
‘Assignment’
Hiru of cologne-nawa ran into fresh trouble last week after she went
on a D-tour with a young politico of the Sabaragamuwa province. The duo
had gone together on an ‘outstation assignment’ in the same vehicle.
However, the young and vivacious lady later got an earful from her
husband when the latter got to know about this new ‘entanglement’.
Hiru’s husband was livid at the fact that his newly wedded bride had the
audacity to run away on an outstation ‘assignment’ with a young
politico, while keeping the rest of the world in the dark!
Wrestling Blues
Blue party blues are never ending and at the centre of the storm is
the party Central Committee which is now turning out to be like a South
Asian branch of the World Wrestling Federation.
A heated verbal battle between a hefty Well-gamer from Kalutara and
Oh-litha from Katana nearly ended in fisticuffs at the Committee meeting
last week. Oh-litha’s attempt to assault the hefty gamer from Kalutara
was prevented by their colleagues who foresaw its repercussions!
Political Brat escapes
A ‘political brat’ linked to another Ma-hinder hailing from the
southern tip of the island was among the group of Colombo 7 college boys
who jumped into the backyard of a leading girls’ school by the Beira
lake.
The cops who arrested the group got the shock of their lives when the
political brat revealed his father’s name! Out of fear, the cops made a
‘back-door arrangement’ to send the ‘political brat’ home while friends
remained in custody.
Interestingly, four security guards of the Minister-father arrived at
the Police station to take the ‘brat’ home safely, without any media
fanfare.
Running in the Family
N-Upamaa of a certain ‘royal’ family tried a last-minute vettu with
the FCID when she refused to appear before the Police unit to give a
statement over an alleged hanky-panky.
She informed the FCID that if they wanted to record a statement it
should be done at her private residence.
Her vettu resembled a similar one by the lady of one of her very
high-profile cousins who dodged FCID questioning some months back.
However, it became all too evident that the tendency to dodge Police
questioning was something running in the family!
- Voyeur |
