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Fifth 'Rajapaksa' brother

Ra-Blue has told many Indian leaders that Sri Lanka is run by a group of four Rajapaksa brothers. But when the Indians related this to Duggie Dev, he said it should be five and not four. "I am the fifth and the youngest of the Rajapaksa brothers," he said.

Fooling fellow lawyers

A group of 'united' lawyers gathered at the Town Hall to protest against the governing types by asking them to 'go home' with Ra-Blue as the chief guest. Though Ra-Blue noticed that the spellings in the placards were wrong, he did not even bother to tell the lawyers seated next to him. Instead, a selfish Ra-Blue covered English part of his placard and showed only the Sinhala version.

Ja-ela Jayalath on non-stop run

All Em Pees and even Ad-Minister types lined up at the entrance to the House of the Diyawanna for security clearance on Tuesday. Then came a white Mercedes with flashing headlights and a tooting horn with Ja-ela Jayalath at the wheel. When a nearby scribe asked the cops why they allowed him to proceed without security clearance, the security types had no answer.

Two wedding invitations to MR

MR received two wedding invitations last week from Es Bee and Matara Mahinda - two former dissidents who are close buddies. Es Bee's son's wedding is on July 17 while Matara daughter's wedding is scheduled for July 25. The guests would have plenty of ideas to share.

Vaj Abey on Es Bee's conduct

Despite so many foreign trips from his party leader, Vaj Abey has strongly criticised Ra-Blue of double standards. Vaj is angry that his leader is talking of cohabilitation with Wedding Sam and Sun-Arachchi while the sacked duo is being severely criticised by Es Bee.