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DateLine Sunday, 25 May 2008





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Government Gazette

Ra-Blue's plan

Ra-Blue had discussed his political future at a family get-together with his mother, sister and brothers. He said that he would not come in to the picture at the planned street protests of the Elephant Party and would only use Tree-Man to lead the campaign in a series of such protests to woo voters.

Overjoyed leader

Ra-Blue left on his European tour with Sa-Stone boy, saying that he would lobby to retain Gee-Es-Pee Plus from the EU. But the cat was let out of the Green bag when an overjoyed Ra-Blue in Germany criticised the G-ment's human rights record after Monday's vote in Geneva.

Milk-Fall's party

Lucky Milk-Fall had thrown a party for his confidants after Sri Lanka narrowly lost its human rights body seat. Making a brief speech, a jubilant Milk-Fall told his friends that he and his leader were instrumental in lobbying against the country and that is a positive sign for the Elephant party.

No funding

Some the one-sa is greatly disturbed after their membership in Japan decided to stop funding. Instead, the 'red money' from Japan would now go to the coffers of Flowery one-sa's new party. Till-Van and Some have now planned a round the world tour on fund raising.


The Elephant Party's 'Supreme Royal' group has been entrusted a new task of blacklisting those who could pose possible threats to Ra-Blue's leadership. They have already identified Es-Bee and Atta-Leader. Sa-Jeet the love-slave, though with a junior Royal touch, too has been added to the lot.

Prince warns

Anura Prince of the Bell Party had a closed door meeting with Su-Blue the Hadun-Eyes to settle their scores within the party. The Prince has warned the pencil-slim Em Pee colleague not to join the Flowery One-Sa's new party and insisted that they should back Some the one-Sa.


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