Tom Noddy's jokes

Tom Noddy was enjoying the sun on the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Tom Noddy answered, 'No, I am Tom Noddy' Another guy came and asked him the same question.

Tom Noddy answered, 'No! No! Me Tom Noddy!' A third one came and asked him the same question again.

Tom Noddy was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.

He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other man was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.' Tom Noddy slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'

Tom Noddy goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.

After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead...

The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what are you doing?' Tom Noddy replies, 'Read this board here, it says `Wash Basin'.'

Tom Noddy finished his English exam and came out.

His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied, 'Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!

Tom Noddy is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well, followed by his pants, socks and watch.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.'I am only following the instructions here,' he says, 'it says here, `Answer the following questions in brief'.'

 The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Tom Noddy.

He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!!

The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this parcel.' Tom Noddy: 'Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it.'

Tom Noddy and his wife went to a coffee shop Tom Noddy said, 'Hurry up! Drink quickly.....!!!'.

His wife asked, ' why...???' Tom Noddy said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10'.

Tom Noddy was writing something very slowly.

A friend came and askes, 'Why are you writing so slowly?' Tom Noddy replies, 'I'm writing to my 6 year old son... he can't read very fast.'