A customer phoned a call centre.
Customer: I've
been calling 700-1000 for two days and couldn't get through, can you
help?
Operator: From
where did you get that number, sir?
Customer: It's
on the door of your company.
Operator: Sir,
those are the hours that we are open.
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A customer calls an electronics company.
Customer: Can
you give me the telephone number for Jack?
Operator: I'm
sorry, sir, we don't have anybody called Jack here.
Customer: On page 1,
section 5 of the user guide I got from you, it clearly states that I
need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone
Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?
Operator: Sir, that refers to the telephone plug on the wall.
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A customer called a motor insurance company.
Caller: Does your European
Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?
Operator: Does the product
name give you a clue?
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A man called Directory Inquiries.
Caller: I'd like the
number of the Argo Fish Bar, please.
Operator: I'm sorry, sir,
there's no such place listed here. Are you sure that the spelling is
correct?
Caller: Well, it used to
be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.
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A man called Directory Inquiries and asked for the number of a
knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: Woven? Are you
sure?
Caller: Yes. That's what
it says on the label - Woven in Scotland .
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Tech Support: OK. At the
bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button
displayed?
Customer: Wow! How can you
see my screen from there?
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