Credit card Sam
Wedding Sam seems to be perturbed over the governing types' decision
to ban films that are only meant for adults. Has this happy and gay guy
forgotten how he used his official credit card to make access payments
to browse pornographic sites? Small wonder Sam is making a big hue and
Elephant or Pot?
The Green camp is divided not knowing which symbol to choose -
elephant or pot, at future elections. Ra-Blue, along with Vaj Abey, Sun
Kind-Leader and Walapane Renu say it is not essential to contest under
the elephant symbol. But party heavyweights Es Bee, Johnny Boy and Lucky
Sene are insisting that it's the elephant and elephant alone!
Ra-Blue spent nearly Rs. 3 million on an Indian astrologer in Andra
Dressed in traditional village farmer attire, the green leader had
spent 12 hours at the special pooja to invoke blessings on the leader
and his party which has lost 20 elections in-a-row.
Ra-Blue summoned his inner circle to evaluate the party's
'intelligence reports' on the Uva elections. He was in a bad mood when
Vaj Abey said "Coming colours are no good". An angry Ra-Blue reprimanded
all and asked them not to come out with lame excuses after losing next
Saturday's PC polls.
The rebel Em Pees of the Elephant Party held a secret meeting last
week and unanimously decided to field Ra-Blue as the party's candidate
for the next Prez polls. "He will definitely lose by miles. Then it will
be easy for us to chase him from the party leadership," an Em Pee from
On hearing that Sha-She, from the generation that is building the
nation, is heading for a landslide victory in Uva, Sun Kind-Leader had
asked Ra-Blue whether to sling mud on that generation. "No, that won't
work. We tried that and failed miserably. People will never accept it,"