Letter from Osama
 After numerous rounds of “We don’t know if Osama Bin Laden is still
alive”, Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his
own handwriting to let him know he was “still in the game”.
Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of “coded”
message:
370HSSV-0773H
Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and
several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their
assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the
code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the
CIA and also to NASA. With no clue to the translation, they eventually
asked Israel’s MOSAD for help.
Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:
“Tell the President he is holding the message upside down.” |
