 Married for money
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?” To which she replied “Probably that I
married you for your money.”
Housework- challenged
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I
replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’
And they say blondes are dumb!
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