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Fonny's interview

Wedding Sam and Anura Prince, the two mouthpieces for Fonny, were perturbed to see banner headlines in a Sunday newspaper to which Fonny has given a controversial interview. "You put all of us in trouble. We try to secure you some votes, but you are making statements which could lose more votes," Wedding Sam told Fonny.

Action pictures

Fonny wanted to show the masses that he is not just a soldier, but a true villager. So he went to his native town of Goda that is Ambalan and employed a professional photographer to capture some action for his propaganda. A picture of Fonny rowing in the Madu river was released to newspapers, but Ra-Blue was angry that Fonny is trying to beat him on the village touch.

Sa-Jeet ignored

Poor Sa-Jeet Love-slave once again became a victim of Ra-Blue loyalists.

Fearing that Sa-Jeet would be a threat to party leadership, some party seniors managed to abolish the Elephant Party's National Organiser post, as we predicted last week. That is after poor Sa-Jeet put up posters, thanking the party for appointing him to the post.

Ka-Roo the frog

To take revenge for conveniently ignoring him, Sa-Jeet Love-Slave `had a shot' at Ka-Roo Victory-suriya. "When I referred to Es Bee as a frog for political crossovers, I was not merely referring to him. My intention was to target Ka-Roo who betrayed the party before," Sa-Jeet told a confidant.

Media boys

Fonny hosted some of his media confidants at a five star hotel last week. But he made a big mistake! Many of Ra-Blue's inner circle `media boys' were not invited.

Instead, Red scribes and veteran Green media men were in their numbers.

Ra-Blue, deeply perturbed by the move, questioned Fonny whether his boys were unimportant.

Disturbing call

Ra-Blue was due to address a gathering of professionals in support of the retired General. When Ra-Blue failed to turn up, Fonny rang the Green leader on his mobile. But Ra-Blue was at a discreet meeting with his happy and gay team and was mad at Fonny for `disturbing' them. "You think I don't have anything else to do. I am busy and won't be able to make it," Ra-Blue said.