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Human smuggling

Doc Jay Jay is into a lucrative business - human smuggling, in the name of helping 'innocent' Tamil civilians. Using his en-gee-oh connections in the West as a die-hard Tiger sympathiser, he has so far managed to send nearly 275 LTTE cadres to Western countries, mainly to Switzerland, charging over Rs. one million from each person.

Soome humiliated

Soome-One-sa had to face an unexpected moment at a function hosted by a mission that is Nippon. "We never thought you people patronise this type of party," a female university lecturer told a shocked Bell Party leader. "It's you people who ruined the country in 87/89. Even today, your supporters are instrumental in creating student unrest at universities," Soome had a bellyful.

Fonny not on 'live'

Wedding Sam has given strict instructions to Fonny not to figure in any live television interviews after a series of blunders by the retired General. Fonny will now undertake only pre-recorded solo appearances on television. Wedding Sam's media team will give the green light to TV stations only after a careful study of those video tapes.

JR's nephew

Ra-Blue has been cautioned by My-lick and his team on the repercussions that they are likely to face as Fonny is slowly but steadily cementing his place among the Greens. "I knew that when I extended my support to him. But I too have a plan if he betrays us. Don't forget that I'm JR's nephew," a smiling Ra-Blue told his inner circle guys.

Reddish trick

The Bell Boys plan to put fresh conditions to Fonny weeks before the Prez Polls. "We must protect our identity and tap the top Opposition vote base. We will only support the General if we are given four tickets from each district under the 'Common Opposition' at the next General Election," Till-Van told a politburo meeting.