 Beatles' Jokes
Q: How many Beatles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. John to come up with a light bulb. Paul to claim half of
the light bulb. George to complain his light bulbs are never considered.
And Ringo, to actually change the light bulb. Heard about the Beatles'
new album? They've gone all Drum 'n' Bass...
Q: Did you hear about the Beatles re-union tour?
A: The shows were good but there was no John.
Q: What were the worst words ever said in rock and roll?
A: How about we let Ringo sing one.
Q: What would be necessary to reunite the Beatles?
A: A gun and two bullets.
Q: What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently
weeped?
A: Don't Fret. |
