Hide and Seek

Johnny discovers Jay Jay’s assailant

Doc Jay Jay turned cry baby by showing a minor wound to the Prez at the State ceremony to greet the new Cardinal. However, Johnny Boy said that Jay Jay was making false allegations as he had been assaulted by his better half, as she too could not tolerate the Green Em Pee’s disgraceful trip to Europe to discredit the country.

Love-Slave to lead his own battle

Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave would lie low as he has now realised his true strength. Most of the reformists have either joined the governing types or deserted Love-Slave. But Love-Slave has vowed to lead his lone battle at today’s Convention.

Ra-Blue’s loyalists confident

Many expect today’s Green Convention to be explosive. Nevertheless, Ra-Blue loyalists are confident that their leader would overcome this challenge too, moving the reformists from pillar to post. “There could be new amendments but our leader would continue to remain,” a Gampaha District Green Em Pee has said.

Till-Win’s toilet visits

Till-Win has become the laughing stock at his own party headquarters after he said that a salary is not enough for a person to go even to a toilet when he comes to Colombo. “We now know why he uses the party office toilet so often,” a politburo member said jokingly. “Even his wife keeps a tab on his visits to the toilet now,” Lull-Kanth said.