Bell Boys demand Soo-me’s resignation
The internal power struggle in the Bell Party has gone from bad to
worse and it is imminent that the party would split into two after the
LG polls. Vee-Jee, the Hera last week attempted to hush things up by
saying there are only differences of opinions. In contrast, however,
there is a major faction that is demanding a change in the leadership,
pressurising Soo-me, the One-sa to step down.
Wedding Sam turns gel agent
It has now come to light that Wedding Sam had a hand in distributing
a ‘gel that is easy’ in the capital through his happy and gay guys.
Knowing only too well that Sam was the right man for the job with a
proven track record, a notorious INGO had approached him for the free
distribution of gel and Ef-els among the boys in Colombo.
Love-Slave on the art of winning polls
Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave has warned Moosa-Mill that offering only
free fried rice and biriyani won’t help the Greens to secure the Colombo
Municipality. “You must canvass votes like my late father did -
Brainwash people and give them fresh hopes! But the You-En-Pee would
never win until we get rid of the current leader,” Love-Slave said.
Moosa-Mill – lies and damn lies
A devout Buddhist friend told Moosa-Mill that he could never become
the Mayor of the capital city. “Why?” the casino king queried. “Not
because you patronise casinos regularly but because what your name alone
suggests! Moosa in Sinhala means lies and Mill means factory. You are
truly a factory manufacturing lies, if we are to go by what you say at
election rallies these days,” the Green Mayoral candidate was told.