Bankers

Two bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the bankers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their jewellery, wallets and watches.While this was going on, banker number one puts something in banker number two's hand. Without looking down, banker number two whispers, 'What is this?' to which banker number one replies, 'It's that $50 I owe you.'

The cheque

Louise went into her bank to cash a cheque. She looked so hesitant that the cashier went to help her. 'Please sign on the back of the cheque, as you'd sign a letter' the cashier told her.Louise looked extremely grateful, scribbled on the cheque and passed it back to the cashier.

Signed on the back was: 'Yours affectionately, Louise.'

The pizza order

At a pizza parlour, a customer ordered a small pizza. He appeared to be alone and the guy at the pizza counter asked him if he would like it cut into four pieces or six.He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into four pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six pieces.'