Irate Soo-me reprimands Hera

Soo-me, the One-sa is going through the toughest time in his life, battling to retain his leadership amidst a coup by his men in the international wing. "I thought you had been monitoring our activists abroad. How come that the wing in Germany became so powerful," Soo-me asked V-Jee Hera. "Sahoodaraya, they have even funded your foreign tours," was the crisp reply.

New Love-Prince to command Bell Party

A new Love-Prince has emerged from overseas to challenge Soo-me's leadership in the Bell Party. It is said that Love-Prince had been making lavish contributions to the Bell Party coffers though Soo-me feigns ignorance. "Help me to maintain command," he pleaded with Till-Van. What was spotlighted in this column some months ago is now a reality.

Bitter experience for Moosa-Mill

Moosa-Mill, the factory of lies', had a bitter experience during his CMC election campaign. "You must clearly state that you have one leader. You can't serve two masters at the same time and we would vote only if you accept the leader," a Green area leader from Maligawatte said. "Well, I work for the leader and the two deputy leaders," said Moosa-Mil evading the question.

Green Reformists pray for defeat

The Green Reformists are hoping that the Greens would lose Colombo at the LG polls so that they could re-launch their campaign to oust the leader with renewed vigour. Sa-jeet, the Love-Slave is in close touch with his inner circle of men in Colombo who are persuading die-hard Greens to refrain from voting at next month's LG polls.