Female intelligence

A businessman, who loved money more than just about anything, said, just before he died to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take with me my money for life after death. When he died she did what she had promised, came over with the money box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!" She said, "Listen, he is my husband. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. "You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him? The friend asked. "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a cheque."

 

Robbery

A man being mugged by two thugs was man enough to fight back to protect his wallet. Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. But there were only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you fight back for these two dollars?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"





 

Insufficient Funds

A young girl came running in tears to her father and said "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the State," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my cheques with a note saying, "Insufficient Funds", she said. financial-freedom