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Salary hike

Tom is a loyal employee at a reputed company. One day he asked his boss for a salary rise because he was doing the work of three people. Then the boss said he couldn’t increase Tom’s pay, but if Tom told him the names of the three men he would fire them immediately.


Million dollar deal

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt.

The businessman took out his wallet and gave $100 to the man. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church. The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention...”


Busy businessman

A busy businessman text his wife asking her where she is and what she was doing. Then the wife replied saying that she is so tired and was just going to sleep and she also asked the businessman what he is doing and where he was. The Businessman immediately replied saying “I am in the club standing behind you” free-funny-jokes.

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