Financial Advisor

A wealthy ninety-year-old business tycoon is meeting with his financial advisor.

The advisor is very excited and tells the old man. "I just found out an investment I can make for you which will double your money in just five years!"

"Five years? Are you kidding?" exclaims the old man. "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas", he said.

Piece of Jewellery

A young businessman bought an expensive piece of jewellery as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved on it?" asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One and Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again.

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Business Ethics

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of

The young partner is offended and said, "Of course I know what Ethics is. It's a county in southern England."

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