Elephants in SMS warfare

The Green Reformists of Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave and Ra-Blue loyalists feel that SMS on mobile phones is the most effective mode of exchanging blows. Whenever Ra-Blue is scheduled to address meetings, Love-Slave's men send SMSs, calling upon party men to create chaos. Likewise, the Ra-Blue camp warns party organisers and supporters to boycott Love-Slave's meetings via SMS.

Winning Green patriots

Love-Slave and Buddi-Car are becoming increasingly popular among patriotic You-En-Piers after their bold statements against the international conspiracy against Sri Lanka at the You-En human rights body. "You missed a good opportunity, Sir. A large number of our voters, too, have strong patriotic feelings. If you had done that before them, you could have won the hearts of those supporters," Sun Kind-Leader had told Ra-Blue.

Lavish funding for Ne-Jee-Oh trio

Sri Lanka's En-Jee-Oh goons - Nee-Flower-ka, Parking-Soothi and Soo-Knee-la are working round the clock in Geneva, dancing to the tune of Tiger proxies. Uncle Sam has found accommodation in a luxury hotel in the Swiss capital with all facilities. The coffers of Parking-Soothi's 'Alternate' are overflowing with dollars while the two female agents have opened two 'number' accounts on the sly at a Swiss bank.

Soo-me enlightened on 'political' patriotism

Lull-Kanth has told Soo-me, the One-sa not to become unpopular like Ra-Blue by not protesting against the international mafia. "If we keep mum, all patriots will hate us. Hence, we must protest against the American move in Geneva in a manner which would not give undue support to the Government," Lull-Kanth told Soo-me. "You are right. If not, our rebel faction would protest against the Geneva move like Saa-jeet and outshine us," Soo-me said.