Jubilant Ra-Blue takes firm stand

A jubilant Ra-Blue met his inner circle at the Road that is Fifth last evening. Then came a telephone call from Kind-Siri, who had voted against the Resolution to extend the term of the Green leader. "He is attempting to iron out differences. I don't want anybody who opposed this. I will be very firm with them in the future," Ra-Blue said after answering the call.

Love-Slave learns the bitter truth

A dejected Reformist Group too had its own meeting under Saa-jeet, the Love-Slave. "I never thought we would fare so badly. We could muster just 337 votes out of 5,315 members at the Convention. Is this our real strength after all those meetings and TV campaigns spending so much money?" Love-Slave asked his Reformist buddies.

Smart backing by the Judge

The Judge that is Chief seems to have mastered defaulting income tax better than notorious business tycoons. The Judge that is Chief had maintained an undeclared bank account with billions of rupees but had withdrawn almost the full sum by the last week in March every year and re-deposits them midway during the first week of April. She has done this for five consecutive years to circumvent the financial year balance statements taken on March 31 annually. Pretty smart eh?

Hulftsdorp campaigning

Notorious INGO agents and LTTE cohorts have sent millions of rupees to support a campaign at Hulftsdorp. There had been lavish funding on media agents as well in a desperate bid for a regime change, this time though a doctor lady in Hulftsdorp. A couple of deep-low-mats too are on their rounds to discredit the governing types.