NGO kingpins seek French blessings

NGO kingpins - Parking-Soothe and Sand-Amuna were seen whispering to the French Lady at the Kangaroo Day celebrations on Thursday. The duo exploited the event to woo the international community and 'lodged complaints' on the new 48-hour detention order, taken purely to tame criminals.

Love-Slave tenders apology

Ra-Blue did it in style, in isolating Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave, who eventually tendered an unconditional apology. Ra-Blue summoned Love-Slave to the Green 'high command' that had the leader's loyalists. Fearing that he would never retain his position, Love-Slave cut a sorry figure in apologising and agreed to fall in line with the party leader's stance.

Black-cloaked men show true colours

Some of the black-cloaked seniors who earlier campaigned for She-Ra-Knee were among the first to greet the new Judge that is Chief. Many in the legal profession were nonplussed to see the double standards adopted by these black-cloaked men who had now proved that they had earlier supported She-Ra-Knee purely because of her post.

Wedding Sam in the doldrums

Wedding Sam got the shock of his life when Love Gamage was proposed as the Greens' organiser that is national by Ra-Blue. "I never thought the leader would treat me like that. Had it been anyone else, I wouldn't have felt this bad," a dejected Sam, who was daydreaming for the post, told a confidant later.