Ra-Blue's May Day at hotel balcony

Ra-Blue again proved that he does not have the common touch and is not with the masses. While the die-hard Green supporters walked in the scorching sun in the Elephant Party's procession in the Rock City, Ra-Blue had a gala lunch at a posh hotel in air-conditioned comfort and waved at the exhausted supporters from the hotel balcony. Typical imperialism ah!

Three-wheel party from Big Lady

Retired Big Lady has still not given up her lust for power, despite ruling the country for 11 years sans any notable achievement. She now plans to form a new political party with the support of another notorious woman, also a Banda-leader from the legal fraternity. Though the Big Lady accused many of family bandyism, she hopes to bring her son Vee-Muk-Tea as the national organiser of her new party, which is sure to have a membership that could fill a three-wheeler!

Soo-me's socialism on electricity tariff

Moments before the Bell Boys began their May Day Rally, Vee-Gee Hera went running to Soo-me, the One-sa to disclose a secret. "The Government is going to announce big relief for electricity consumers. All our efforts will be in vain, and we will not have any topic thereafter," he said. "Don't worry, we will fight for the consumers whose electricity consumption is over 180 units," the so-called socialist leader said.

Saa-jeet shatter's leader's dreams

Informants deployed by the Green leader reported that the ex-Prez Love-Slave's commemoration would be held on a grand scale and there would be large crowds. He thereupon planned a May Day meeting at Kotha, that is Siri, at the same time to overlap the commemoration. However, Ra-Blue could not achieve the desired results as the junior Love-Slave, Saa-jeet was smart enough to get down supporters to prove his strength and upset his leader.