Sam’s hooters 'greet' Ka-Roo

Ka-Roo, the Victory-Sun is greeted by a Green mafia team at every You-En-Pee meeting with hoots. The gang, directed by Wedding Sam, did likewise when Ka-Roo addressed a Green rally in Negombo last week.

No takers for Kind-Leader

Sun Kind-Leader is facing insurmountable problems, including court cases for his misdeeds when he was a Mining-Star. Having realised that a gloomy future awaits him, he has expressed his willingness to join the governing types. But none of the governing heavyweights has evinced any interest to accommodate him.

Fonny reject’s Soo-me’s call

Soo-me the One-sa, fearing that the Bell Boys would not secure more than one seat, has approached Fonny for a dialogue ahead of the Western polls that are provincial. But Fonny has flatly rejected any alliances, saying that he could wage his lone battle to displace the Bell Boys from third place.

Big Lady fires more gossip calls

Retired Big Lady has intensified her gossip acts. She has made it a habit to call Wedding Sam, Fonny, Soo-me the One-sa and even Love-Slave to feel their political pulse. She has instructed Sam to establish some links with Mining-Stars but the response has been lukewarm.