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Bird Jokes

Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep!

Q: Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
A: He wanted to make a long distance caw.

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle.

Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!

Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960s?
A: A funky chicken.

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!

Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.

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