Ra-Blue falls in line with Tiger conditions

Ra-Blue met two representatives of the Tiger government that is transnational during his recent visit to London to seek their support for his campaign at the next Prez polls. The Tiger 'Ministers' had put forward some conditions for which the Green leader had blindly given his consent - a desperate attempt to become third-time lucky!

Betray the country to win at any cost

Following Ra-Blue's closed-door talks with 'Eelam ministers', the premier front organisation of the Tigers - the Tamil forum that is global organised a special conference in Kuala Lumpur to woo support for their nominee at the next Prez polls. It seems that he is out to betray the country and win at any cost!

Show-bhi-ta has no takers

Show-bhi-ta has no takers. He initially felt that the Elephant Party and the Bell Boys would unite to support him as the candidate that is common at the next Prez polls. But he is at a loss to find that both of them had deserted him, prompting him to seek the support of a few unknown characters and disgruntled elements. Yet, he calls himself the common man to bag a few thousand votes.

Big Lady gets thumping phone bill

The Retired Big Lady, realised to her dismay the volume of time that she had conspired with her confidants in Sri Lanka when she had to pay a staggering telephone bill in London. She had taken the most number of IDD calls to Wedding Sam while there had been many calls to Ra-Blue. Another significant amount of her telephone bill was debited due to the calls of a few Opposition politicians and two key members of the LTTE rump.