Cat jumps out of Big Lady's bag

The cat jumped out of the Retired Big Lady's bag when she said she spends her own money and those given by "her friends" for the common Opposition's election campaign. She failed to elaborate who these friends were, whether they are British, American or any other. Her "hard-earned" money could be from Thawkkal, Channel 9, Edge that is Waters, Korean or Emir's Airline.

Sira copies Modi's jacket

Polonnaruwe Sira felt that he could be the Sri Lankan Modi. He copied the original Modi's jacket to appear before the small gathering at the Kandy rally. But the difference in the so-called common Opposition was again evident as in the Matara rally. An irate Sira had told the Green leaders that they should first be united before taking his campaign forward.

Fonny under fire

Fonny was under fire when he realised that even the only Em Pee he had in the House of Diyawanna had deserted him to support MR.

He had reprimanded even his close aides and family members as he was deeply perturbed by the news.Fortunately, there wasn't a meeting for him to address on that day, else his usual Kalawadda language would have affected Sira's campaign further.

How Toddy-jitha removed Treasury teeth

Dental doc Toddy-jitha has said they would extract "tooth by tooth" from the governing types.

Nevertheless his statement prompted the masses to recall how he had removed "teeth" from the Treasury, doing business with the Government while being an Em Pee. Although he was unseated from the House of Diyawanna on a court order, a shameless Toddy-jitha regained his Em Pee post from the then Green Government on the List that is National.