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Angst & Natter
Things I Suck at
I was just sitting here
thinking. Hey, I suck at a lot of things. So I thought I would share
with you what I suck at and hopefully you might and we could cry about
it together!! Sound good? Good!
Making my eyeliner match the other eye. Seriously, who in this world
has mastered this cause I sure as hell haven't. It is a secret known
only to those famous freaking make up artists. D#$% you makeup artists!
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Making my hair not stick out of my pony tail! You know how when you put
your hair up and you pull it so it's tight then the hair decides to get
all knotted up behind the pony tail so you gotta start over? Yeah I hate
that too!
* I will for the rest of my life suck at basketball. I mean I know
all the rules, all the moves, etc. which would make me a good player if
I liked it, but I don't. So, anytime I decide to play one on one with
someone I will lose every time. That's just how I am.
* I suck at making bows. I hate those people that can just make a
beautiful little bow to wrap on their boyfriends present. I have googled
how to do it (I EVEN BINGED IT) and I cannot for the life of me figure
it out.
* I really really suck at remembering stuff. Which is probably why
I'm such a great secret keeper. I forget it ten minutes after you tell
it to me. Then you could come up to me and say, " Hey, you didn't tell
anyone what I said right?" I'll say," Said what?" You'll think I'm
joking, but I seriously won't have any idea what you're talking about.
* I even suck so bad as a human that I suck at talking to people. I
mean occasionally I can spark up a convo like its butter on toast and we
can talk for hours. Other times I'll be like soooo....how about them
ruggerites? When it isn't even RUGBY SEASON !! So I look like a goober
to anyone I'm talking to.
* How this is possible to suck at I will never know, but I suck at
laughing. I do. Cute girls will laugh like a girl. All giggly and
innocent and great. Then there is me and I laugh like HAAAAHAAAEERRR
HAHAH BAAGOOHAHAHAA. It's just stupid.
Anyways...thats pretty much the little bit of things I suck at. If
you suck at something feel free to tell me so we can cry together hahaha.
Or better still, send it to Sunday Observer, Youth Magazine, email –
[email protected] or incase you what to go the old fashioned way and
do snail mail – No. 35 D. R.Wijewardene Mawatha, Colombo 10. 10. Anyways
PEACE!!!
PaperPlanes
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