Britney sweeps at otherwise tame VMAs
It took a year, but Britney Spears got the comeback she was seeking
from the MTV Video Music Awards - and she didn't even have to sing or
dance.
Spears nabbed three VMAs, including video of the year, erasing last
year's career-low performance. Her first Moonman trophies came during a
25th anniversary show that otherwise lacked a defining moment, with most
of the zaniness coming from host Russell Brand.
"Wow, thank you, I'm in shock right now. I was not expecting this,"
Spears, looking spectacular in a shimmering silver dress, said as she
accepted her third trophy of the evening for "Piece of Me."Spears kept
all three of her acceptance speeches short."This is such an honour to
have this award right now," she said. "I want to thank my fans, this is
dedicated to you."There was no such honour for Spears last year, when
the declining diva - by then known more for her tabloid exploits and
erratic behaviour - kicked off the Las Vegas telecast. Looking haggard
and dazed, Spears bumbled her way through a performance of "Gimme More"
that gave new meaning to the phrase "Sin City."
Though
Spears didn't perform this time, she still opened the show, giving a
blink-and-you-missed-it introduction of Rihanna. Still, just being there
was enough for a standing ovation from the star-studded crowd long
before she opened her mouth to get things rolling.Spears did provide a
few laughs during a pre-taped comedic segment with "Superbad" actor
Jonah Hill that preceded the live telecast. There were a few more laughs
during comedian Brand's opening monologue, but the celeb audience seemed
more nervous than amused, as the frenetic Brit took aim at Madonna, the
virginity of teen sensations the Jonas Brothers and President Bush, whom
he called "a retarded cowboy fellow."
He clearly got under the skin of one celebrity, however, with his
jokes about promise rings, which the Jonas Brothers wear to signify
their virginity. Another famous promise-ring wearer, Jordin Sparks, said
before giving out one award:
"I just wanna say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not
every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?" she quipped.
Afterward, a somewhat contrite Brand apologized to a stone-faced
Jonas Brothers, saying, "I didn't mean to take it lightly" before
adding, "a little sex once and a while never hurt anybody."
Though the VMAs have been defined by zany, wild moments in the past -
the Michael and Lisa Marie kiss, the Britney-Madonna kiss, Prince's
butt-out jeans just to name a few - there were more head-scratching
moments than outrageous ones at the sprawling Paramount Studios lot.The
prim and proper Leona Lewis gave a graceful opening performance for a
song by ... Lil Wayne, who appeared on stage barechested, displaying his
tattooed torso as his pants hung below his buttocks (Ralph Lauren's
underwear line got a nice plug, however). He performed hits "A Milli"
and a song with T-Pain.
The Jonas Brothers performed a version of their song "Lovebug" that
was so genteel one might have thought they were doing a tribute to the
Osmonds.But the trio then segued to a rocked-out version of the song in
the final moments, as a throng of screaming fans surrounded them on one
of the movie's many sets.
Pink gave perhaps the show's most rousing performance, a
pyrotechnic-fueled performance of her new song, "So What."T.I.'s
performance was also noteworthy, since the last time he was due to
perform at an awards show, he was arrested instead.
At last year's BET Hip-Hop Awards, he was accused of trying to buy
machine guns and silencers (he was sentenced earlier this year to serve
about a year in prison after completing at least 1,000 hours of
community service).
He performed a new song with Rihanna, who also appeared on last
year's show. But the dazzling singer from Barbados is hardly in need of
any second chances, coming into the VMAs as one of music's hottest acts
thanks to her two No. 1 hits of the summer, "Take a Bow" and "Disturbia."Closing
the night was Kanye West who, like Spears, was hoping for a second
chance after a disappointing VMA experience last year.
In Las Vegas, he had a Kanye-sized hissy fit backstage and vowed
never to appear at the VMAs again after he didn't get a Moonman trophy
despite several nominations.
This time, he had a stage all to himself, but he still may have
reason to be miffed: he won no trophies during the ceremony, and,
appearing after Spears accepted her third and final trophy of the
evening, may have been more of an afterthought. |