Canteen bill

After Ra-Blue appeared in the Court that is District, his henchmen went to the canteen which was exclusively for loyal men. When they were driven out, they entered from the rear with the help of Sena the Lion from Kaduwela. Eventually, there was no one to pay the Rs. 6,000 odd bill which still remains unsettled.

Sajeet protests

Fifth Lane sleuths have launched an unofficial investigation on the conduct of Sajeet, the Love-Slave. Though Ra-Blue assured him of deputy leadership, it did not materialise and a dejected Sajeet kept away from the proceedings when Ra-Blue appeared at the Court that is District. Instead, he was out of Colombo, switching off his mobile.

Atta-Leader's houses

Atta-Leader calls himself a middle class village man. But some party seniors are to question his undeclared assets which includes four luxury houses in Colombo. Though he planned various moves against the leader earlier, now he goes behind him to cover up things. But the rebels are out to unveil Atta-Leader's real picture.

Angry Soome

Soome, the One-Sa was panic stricken last week as the Bell Party's provincial leadership is deteriorating. After several provincial red leaders crossed over to Flowery Ves's new front, Soome summoned the politburo and chided trade union man Lull Khanth for not working at grassroots level.

Inner circle meeting

Ra-Blue's inner circle 'boys' met at the Lane that is Fifth to analyse their political future. Many were of the view that the Elephant party does not stand a chance if MR holds two more provincial council elections early next year. "I can't take the 20th defeat under my leadership and you must do something," a poor leader pleaded.

International award

Do you need an international media award? Market human rights in a 'professional' manner - the misleading way! An attractive deal awaits the winner from No Way with a Two Way air ticket. But you have to be smart enough to sling mud at political opponents and sell your motherland!