HIDE & SEEK

Rifts among Green reformists

Serious rifts have erupted among the Green reformists after Ra-Blue flexed his muscle with the majority support of the Wok Com. Kind-Siri accused Saa-Jeet, the Love-Slave of being selfish and looking for shortcuts to reach the top. Lucky Sene has now teamed up with Gingelly-Tha to exert pressure on Saa-jeet.

Guilty party absconds

Ree-En-See, a die-hard Green supporter, had been a worried man to see the reformists damaging the unity of the Elephant Party. Finally, he committed immolation in disgust in front of the Kotha that is Siri. Saa-jeet and his confidants were the conspicuous absentees at the funeral of Ree-En-See. Guilty eh?

Human rights and media awards

The ‘guild’ that is mostly for ‘Non-editors’ had a gala night with En-Jee-Oh funding. Scribes who wrote reams of piffle on human rights to hamper the humanitarian operation received the main awards. Most of the award winners were however, diffident to speak as they themselves knew that they are not worthy recipients.

Lull-Kanth’s pipe-dream

Lull-Kanth is desperate to return to the House of Diyawanna after being rejected by the Bell Party voters at the last election that is general. He told Soome, the One-Sa that he should be empowered with an Em Pee post from the list that is national, if he were to handle the party’s trade union activities in a commanding manner.