Signboard

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened next door and displayed a huge board which said 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened a shop on his right, with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign in his shop entrance saying 'MAIN ENTRANCE'. - digital dream

Immediate loan

Before going to Europe on a trip a businessman came to a bank in his Rolls-Royce and asked for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The loan officer asked collateral for the loan. "Well then, keep my Rolls-Royce as collateral," the businessman said. After giving the $5,000 to the businessman, loan officer brought the car to the bank's underground parking for the safety of the vehicle. Two weeks later, the businessman came to settle his loan and get the car. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The businessman paid the total amount and went to his car with the officer. On their way to the car park the loan officer said "Sir you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?" The businessman smiled and said "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce for two weeks and pay only $15.40?" - ajokeaday

New car

A salesman from a reputed car sale came to convince a farmer to buy a brand new car. After listening to the salesman, the farmer said 'I don't want a car and I need a new cow'. 'But you can't ride a cow along the streets.' said the persistent salesman. Then the farmer asked 'True. But I can't milk a new car, can I?' - ajokeaday